Reflections

Status: High.
Intellect: High.
Body: Flying.

Feel like criticising...

The instant-pencil-sketch booth at Forum has only one artist it can emulate, the pricks didn't even bother to buy the software for the other artistic greats, Rembrandt, Raphael etc etc

The prometric testing centre at Lansdowne should make a rule of not having especially hot and physically inviting women, atleast during testing. Careless students end up typing 'boob' instead of 'bribe'.

God should be more considerate, the heat in Calcutta is just getting too much to bear with.

People resembling earthworms, slugs, and alligators should not be allowed inside Forum.

Gay people with heavy make-up should not be allowed inside Forum.

Children ought to know that parents don't 'pray to God' for children.

Dogs shouldn't jump up and sniff at crotches.

Thursday shouldn't be a dry day in Calcutta, instead of having one every week there should be one every ten years, I bet that is reasonable.

Guys shouldn't stare at my Girlfriend as if she were a pair of breasts.(Infact they shouldn't stare at all, or even look..hmmph!)

People should listen to classy music, and Cafe Coffee Day shouldn't play Canary crap like "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.

The government must introduce a law that makes it compulsory for every Indian citizen to listen to The Doors and Radiohead.

Cafe Coffee Day should have more of Radiohead than Himesh Reshamiya.

The government of India must make listening to Himesh Reshamiya a capital offence.

The local chronic wannabe dickheads who call themselves 'Kryptic' must realize soon that they don't understand the fucking W of Music.

People should understand the subtle sarcasm I used in my previous statement...M--->W(inverted)...means they don't recognize music even right side up, hanging infront of their faces.

I should remember some other things to whine about...

Garble Garble...
Hmmm, what's that noise inside my head?